Today's Joke

[Simon]

A bloke comes home from the pet shop with a cock-sucking frog.
His wife says, "What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"

The bloke says, "Teach it to cook, then fuck off!"

[Lord Turkey Cough]

Post by Simon
A bloke comes home from the pet shop with a cock-sucking frog.
His wife says, "What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"
The bloke says, "Teach it to cook, then fuck off!"

Whats the point of going to the bother of teaching it to cook
and telling it to fuck off?

I guess it would be funny in a way, a bit like spending hours washing
your car and then chucking a bucket of shit over it, amusing but
essentially a waste of time.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Lord Turkey Cough

Post by Simon
A bloke comes home from the pet shop with a cock-sucking frog.
His wife says, "What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"
The bloke says, "Teach it to cook, then fuck off!"

Whats the point of going to the bother of teaching it to cook
and telling it to fuck off?

The wife is the one who's supposed to fuck off, once the cock sucking
frog learns to cook, since she would then be redundant.

[Old Codger]

Post by Simon
A bloke comes home from the pet shop with a cock-sucking frog.
His wife says, "What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"
The bloke says, "Teach it to cook, then fuck off!"

That'll get the old boy excited.

[Old Codger]

Old Codger wrote:

None of it. That's another Pete the troll forgery.

Post by Old Codger
That'll get the old boy excited.

As Pete never reads what he posts and desires only to provoke argument
it is safest to assume that anything he espouses is at least unsafe and
probably malicious.

[Theo]

A bloke was out one winter's night on the top of a motorway flyover with his
cock
hanging out.
A police patrolman pulls up and asks him what he is doing.
"It's the wife's idea officer - I was up here last night without a scarf
and I got a stiff neck!"