OT - Miserable sods

[Simon]

Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who
you can't share a joke with?

[Dirk Bruere at NeoPax]

Post by Simon
Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who
you can't share a joke with?

Its just you

[redcat]

Post by Dirk Bruere at NeoPax

Post by Simon
Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who
you can't share a joke with?

Its just you

Let's have your joke.

[Dirk Bruere at NeoPax]

Post by redcat

Post by Dirk Bruere at NeoPax

Post by Simon
Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who
you can't share a joke with?

Its just you

Let's have your joke.

Two Poles and a Black were employed by the same construction company and
got into the habit of working together - until the day the Black fell
from a scaffold eleven storeys high. When the police came to check out
the situation, there wasn't too much left to identify the fellow, so the
officer in charge turned to the two distraught Poles. "Listen, guys,"
said the cop, "was there anything distinctive about this man?"
"No, he was just a regular guy" said one of the Poles.
"Hey, wait a minute!" piped up the other. "He had two arseholes!"
"Are you bullshitting me?" asked the cop. "How the hell would you know?"
"Because every time we went into the pub around the corner for a beer at
the end of the day," said the Pole happily, "the barman would say, `here
comes that stupid Nigger with the two arseholes'!"

http://www.fajaf.com/lokalt/PIEJB.html

Adapt as necessary.

[m***@googlemail.com]

Post by redcat

Post by Dirk Bruere at NeoPax

Post by Simon
Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who
you can't share a joke with?

Its just you

Let's have your joke.

A paedophile and a little girl were walking through some woods. The
little girl said "I'm scared." The paedophile replied, "Don't worry.
I went through several intensive group therapy sessions while in
prison, and I'm now totally rehabilitated, so you're not at any risk
of sexual molestation from me. I'll make sure you get home safely to
your parents."

[Froot Bat]

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Post by redcat

Post by Dirk Bruere at NeoPax

Post by Simon
Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who
you can't share a joke with?

Its just you

Let's have your joke.

A paedophile and a little girl were walking through some woods. The
little girl said "I'm scared." The paedophile replied, "Don't worry.
I went through several intensive group therapy sessions while in
prison, and I'm now totally rehabilitated, so you're not at any risk
of sexual molestation from me. I'll make sure you get home safely to
your parents."

What did the paedophile say when he was released from prison?

"I feel like a kid again."

[JamesB]

Post by Simon
Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who
you can't share a joke with?

Welcome to 1998.

[Tony Dragon]

Post by Simon
Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who
you can't share a joke with?

Go on, tell us a joke.

[Tommy]

troll alert?

[Alan Hope]

Post by Simon
Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who
you can't share a joke with?

Try posting a funny joke and see what happens.